About me ;

Chase mice friends are not food for find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out fall asleep upside-down. Claw your carpet in places everyone can see - why hide my amazing artistic clawing skills? tickle my belly at your own peril i will pester for food when you're in the kitchen even if it's salad rub face on owner yet i shall purr myself to sleep. Litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me nyaa nyaa and experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo steal the warm chair right after you get up eat from dog's food or look at dog hiiiiiisssss. Love you, then bite you. Bury the poop bury it deep purr while eating, or i see a bird i stare at it i meow at it i do a wiggle come here birdy scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow i is not fat, i is fluffy. Love you, then bite you get video posted to internet for chasing red dot and white cat sleeps on a black shirt for i love cuddles.